Dr. Sears Zone X-rayRx

Dr. Sears’ Zone X-rayRx

Price: $229.99

$183.99 Advantage Details

4.6 out of 5 based on 10 customer ratings
(10 customer reviews)

April Fools!

You’ve always felt people should be transparent, and now they can be. Zone X-rayRx is specially formulated to give you the power to see through any solid surface. Dr. Sears has developed a radiation purification system that bends optical light, allowing you to safely see through any object, activated simply by pulling on your ear lobe. This product includes a safety shut-off feature so you don’t walk into any solid objects by mistake. See what you’ve been missing, and get the clarity you’ve always wanted.

Benefits of X-rayRx:
  • At work – See what you co-workers are up to in their offices – keep important conference calls on track, and reduce exposure to NSFW shenanigans.
  • At home – Increase the speed at which you can complete your grocery list, e.g., by observing empty milk cartons left by your loved ones without opening the refrigerator.
  • With your children – Monitor homework, without appearing as a nosy parent thumbing through their notebooks.
  • At the theatre – Don’t miss the show. Instead look right through the head of the tall galoot blocking your view.

Suggested Use: Take two (2) capsules 15 minutes before you want enhanced vision to begin. 30 servings per bottle.

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*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease. Individual results may vary from person to person.

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  • Reviews (10)

10 reviews for Dr. Sears’ Zone X-rayRx

  1. 5 out of 5

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    Love this product! Took it just before I went out to the bar with my girlfriends and whoa, it was so much easier to pick out the guys that I wanted to get to know better.

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      I assume you mean because you could read their minds. Any other purpose in this case, we would not endorse! But whatever works for you. Glad X-rayRx could help!

  2. 5 out of 5

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    You got me it took me a while to figure it out

  3. 1 out of 5

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    I tried it and everything I looked at caught on fire. I miss my dog. And my wife.

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      Probably should have balanced your dosage with OmegaRx and polyphenols to reduce the flammation, er, inflammation.

  4. 5 out of 5

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    hilarious, nice x ray eyes Barry, what’s a galoot ? maybe someone as tall as Barry

  5. 5 out of 5

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    very funny!

  6. 5 out of 5

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    You beat April Fool’s Day by one day. Gottcha!

  7. 5 out of 5

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    Wow … as a long time customer I’m impressed by Barry’s extreme sense of humor with this “day ahead” April fools day joke! Kudos Doc I enjoyed laughing out loud at the descriptions of each of the 3 products being offered and the comments were just as hysterical! 😀 Well played Zone staff … well played!!

  8. 5 out of 5

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    Nice! April fools day joke!

  9. 5 out of 5

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    I have been plagued with normal vision for years. After taking X-rayRx, I was able to see right through anything I wanted to. The best part is that I could control the power so that I didn’t have to see gross things like the insides of bathrooms.

  10. 5 out of 5

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    Thank You. After taking this, I was able to avoid interrupting a board meeting at work because I was able to see if anyone was in the room before I walked in. Phew, that could have been awkward!

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