from a friend:
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two
eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said.
"But I don't want the toast."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because
you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the toast?" My wife asked
incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"Can I substitue?", she asked.
"Yes you can", came the tort reply.
"Then, I'll have the fruit instead of the Hash Browns."
"And how do you want your toast?"
"Whole Grain and untoasted," my wife replied. She took the "toast" home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS ...